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Saturday, November 18, 2006
Let the heavens and the earth
Shout your majesty and glory
Let the oceans sing their songs
Every tongue will tell its story
Of your majesty
And your never ending power
Let the whole earth sing to you
I will give my heart to you
In everything i do
Cuz YOU are the one im living for
I will lift my hands in praise
And serve you all my days
Cuz you are the one im living for
i peed at 11:25 PM
Thursday, October 19, 2006
A tribute to perv.
Wherever i was, you were.
Whenever i was down, you were there.
Whenever i was up, it was because of you.
Thank you perv for the lovely 2 years of secondary school.. Going down for recess with you everyday was so fun, teasing you about you being stick thin and still not eating recess. PE was especially fun with you being my partner all the time. Golf was...... -__-" diao.. Tennis was... SUPER DUPER fun.. with all your stupid golfing stuff =] Your silent and inconspicuous character in class was repfreshing, the exact opposite of my super noisy personality. (we compliment each other :P) Bridge, Dai di, speed and stuff was so so so enjoyable cuz of your stupid little jokes... but the one thing i'll never ever forget is all the special times you've spent with me.. like IMCB.. (we incubated our eggs hehx!)
i'll miss you tremendously perv.. i hope that you'll never forget us... like we can never forget you.
Take care of yourself, and call us often.
An extremely painful goodbye, already missing you loads.
Your pervacious pal,
Flukeserisms
i peed at 10:39 PM
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
our Nike "radio advertisements" for entrepreneurship module:
song number 1...
jingle bells
BATA smells
Buy and throw awayyyyyyy (HEY HEY HEY)
new balance shoes have worms
but Nike has no germs! (HEY)
song number 2...
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of Nike shoes
Protecting your toes
So they dont get BLUE
song number 3...
Let it be...
let it be...
let it be...
let it be...
whisper words of wisdom..
buy Nike! :)
ohno i think our group is so friggin lame can? HAHAHA nike had better pay us for helping them advertise! HAAHHA nyehserisms.
i peed at 6:25 PM
Monday, October 02, 2006
One day the pastor entered his donkey in a ace and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another race and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT!
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered tha pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the bishop. So he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. So the pastor decided to give it to a nun.
local paper headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey. So she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the bishop. So he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
Local paper headlines the next day: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day.
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA oh my tian ah ><
i peed at 11:12 PM
let me tell you a joke.
wanna get laid?
crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
HAHAHAHHAHAH oh no im so funny!
i cant stand myself!
i think i had better sit down >.<
HAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
i peed at 10:58 PM
Saturday, November 18, 2006
Let the heavens and the earth
Shout your majesty and glory
Let the oceans sing their songs
Every tongue will tell its story
Of your majesty
And your never ending power
Let the whole earth sing to you
I will give my heart to you
In everything i do
Cuz YOU are the one im living for
I will lift my hands in praise
And serve you all my days
Cuz you are the one im living for
i peed at 11:25 PM
Thursday, October 19, 2006
A tribute to perv.
Wherever i was, you were.
Whenever i was down, you were there.
Whenever i was up, it was because of you.
Thank you perv for the lovely 2 years of secondary school.. Going down for recess with you everyday was so fun, teasing you about you being stick thin and still not eating recess. PE was especially fun with you being my partner all the time. Golf was...... -__-" diao.. Tennis was... SUPER DUPER fun.. with all your stupid golfing stuff =] Your silent and inconspicuous character in class was repfreshing, the exact opposite of my super noisy personality. (we compliment each other :P) Bridge, Dai di, speed and stuff was so so so enjoyable cuz of your stupid little jokes... but the one thing i'll never ever forget is all the special times you've spent with me.. like IMCB.. (we incubated our eggs hehx!)
i'll miss you tremendously perv.. i hope that you'll never forget us... like we can never forget you.
Take care of yourself, and call us often.
An extremely painful goodbye, already missing you loads.
Your pervacious pal,
Flukeserisms
i peed at 10:39 PM
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
our Nike "radio advertisements" for entrepreneurship module:
song number 1...
jingle bells
BATA smells
Buy and throw awayyyyyyy (HEY HEY HEY)
new balance shoes have worms
but Nike has no germs! (HEY)
song number 2...
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of Nike shoes
Protecting your toes
So they dont get BLUE
song number 3...
Let it be...
let it be...
let it be...
let it be...
whisper words of wisdom..
buy Nike! :)
ohno i think our group is so friggin lame can? HAHAHA nike had better pay us for helping them advertise! HAAHHA nyehserisms.
i peed at 6:25 PM
Monday, October 02, 2006
One day the pastor entered his donkey in a ace and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another race and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT!
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered tha pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the bishop. So he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. So the pastor decided to give it to a nun.
local paper headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey. So she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the bishop. So he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
Local paper headlines the next day: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day.
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA oh my tian ah ><
i peed at 11:12 PM
let me tell you a joke.
wanna get laid?
crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
HAHAHAHHAHAH oh no im so funny!
i cant stand myself!
i think i had better sit down >.<
HAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
i peed at 10:58 PM
